reblog if you miss someone or are illicitly running a pelican breeding ring out of your aunt’s garage
i feel like this is really important
at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”
If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does.
Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
I love you
This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.
he is too powerful
he must be contained before explosions
it’s so rare that you meet someone who makes you feel so warm and happy like they are like sunshine and you just want them around all the time
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The national geographic one gets me all the time.